📢 Attention all future attendees of my funeral! 🕺💃
🚫 WHO MAY NOT ATTEND: 🚫
- Zombies – Sorry, the living dead won’t be served at the buffet.
- People who owe me money 💰 – If you didn’t pay up while I was alive, I doubt you’ll do it at my funeral.
- Clowns 🤡 – You had your chance to make me laugh, but I’m not taking chances in the afterlife.
- Ghostbusters 👻 – You might suck up the wrong spirit. I don’t want to be trapped in a containment unit!
- Politicians 🤫 – My afterlife should be peaceful, and I can’t handle any more political speeches.
✅ WHO CAN ATTEND: ✅
- Dogs 🐶 – Because who doesn’t love a furry friend paying their respects?
- Time Travelers ⏳ – If you’re from the future, drop by! Just don’t tell me how I died.
- Magicians 🎩 – They can make my casket disappear! Poof! 🪄
- Foodies 🍔 – Bring all the snacks! My funeral should be a feast, not a famine.
- Aliens 👽 – Hey, I’m open to intergalactic friendships. Maybe they’ll bring some cool tech from another galaxy.
And remember, no matter who you are, if you attend my funeral, you’d better bring some killer dance moves because we’re celebrating life in style! 🎉🕺💃
See you there… or not! 😉🎈🍾 #FuneralGuestList #RestInLaughs